Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
zippers are such a cool invention
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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