Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
