question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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