Cold hands, warm shart.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
