I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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