I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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