jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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