found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
