East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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