so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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