I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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