He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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