Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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