Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
