Tell her she can't have a vagina
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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