i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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