doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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