never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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