Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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