so that wasnt chicken after all
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
