i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
