The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
