I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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