she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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