accomplished twins. life is a go
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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