Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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