college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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