he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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