unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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