just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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