Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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