question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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