Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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