I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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