1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
