so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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