Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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