Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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