so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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