Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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