redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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