All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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