And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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