then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
