After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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