wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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