Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
