But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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