you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dick very happy bro
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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