but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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