Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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