2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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